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Signature Dogs
Five dogs built to ruin you for regular hot dogs. All beef, all loaded, all seven bucks or less.
The Deaner
Homemade Dog Machine chili and sweet Coke onions. The one named after the man himself.
The Atomic
Atomic sauce, jalapeños, crispy onions. Bold sweet heat. Handle with care.
The Orbit
Creamy signature slaw and atomic sauce. Sweet up front, then it bites back.
Toppings
Every dog gets the works.
Dog Machine Chili
Rich homemade chili
Coke Onions
Slow-cooked sweet onions
Atomic Sauce
Bold sweet heat
Signature Slaw
Creamy house slaw
Ketchup
Mustard
Spicy Mustard
Mayo
Relish
Sauerkraut
Raw Onions
Shredded Cheese
Jalapeños
Crispy Onions
Bring The Dog Machine To Your Business
You bring the people, we bring the show. Loaded dogs, fast service, and a setup your crew will be talking about all week. Tell us about your event and we'll get you on the schedule.
Why Businesses Choose The Dog Machine
- Premium all-beef dogs with our signature flavor
- Fast and efficient, great food served quick
- A fun retro-future vibe your people remember
- Locally owned and operated, right here in Lakeland
- Friendly, professional service start to finish
Built For Any Event
Fill 'er out, I'll bring the dogs.
Ready To Book?
Events of all sizes, weekdays and weekends.
Request Received!
We got it. We'll get back to you within one business day to lock in your date.
Lunch from the future, headed your way. See you there!
Where We'll Be
The Dog Machine is always on the move. Here's where to catch us. Schedule changes week to week, so check back or follow along.
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